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Saving My Wit For Later

Born, raised, and edumacated in the Midwest. Aspiring to live on the West Coast digging in the dirt and finding treasures.

I create funny, pretty, inspiring, serious, and interesting posts about Michigan, the reuse of objects for other purposes, anything vintage, interior design, personal thoughts, tattoos, cupcakes, monkeys, blogs I follow, fashion, and the occasional celebrity.

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  • Omegle Chat between my boyfriend and a stranger.

    Stranger: should teen girls be allowed to enjoy the hot sticky spray of cum splashed across their face and body?

    You: 18 and 19

    Stranger: sure, yes

    You: then hells to the yes

    Stranger: it seems too much fun not to but then i’m a man

    Stranger: :)

    You: to spray or get sprayed?

    Stranger: well, i have sprayed myself many a time

    You: me too. this one time I went out and tried to move the hose that was watering my lawn, and I got to close and it sprayed all over me

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    So, this is what my boyfriend does late at night when I am not entertaining him enough.

    Posted on November 18, 2011

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