December 2009
259 posts
“Wootsauce is like Worcestershire sauce except with more woot than worch.”
– My definition of Wootsauce when asked by mom “wootsauce?????????????”
I Win
It is well known that I indulge in some Miley Cyrus tunes along with an occasional viewing of The Disney Channel's Wizard's of Waverly Place. Because of this fact, my brother, Ryan, enjoys relentlessly mocking me, despite the fact that he works for the aforementioned company. However, I learned a fact today that just might tip the scales in my favor.
Ryan: okay, so i was listening to the music mixup that i posted on FB and I heard a song that I really liked . . . it was country, but i thought it sounded really good when i searched it on youtube, i discovered it was that Miley Cyrus song . . . i am ashamed
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
thank you, ryan
you just made my day
you will never live this down...i'm not even sure why you told me, because now all that ammo you throw at me will now be irrelevant!
mwahahha!
Ryan: hahahaha
oh crap!
me: yes, dear brother, you have made an egregious error!
“Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new...”
– Benjamin Frankiln (via rulesformyunbornson)
Some guy just came in to fix our office...
And this is the best thing that has happened to me all day. Life is good, people.
Another Tattoo Idea: "I gave my love a cherry" in...
As a child, my mom sang this song to me and my sister everynight before bed. I loved it and always thought she had the most beautiful singing voice. It turns out she is actually tone deaf, but the love for my mom made it seem as if she was an angel singing. I love my mom oh so much!
Power Song
I’m talking with my family right now about our individual “power songs.” Mine and my sister’s is Eric Prydz’s “Call on Me,” and our brother Ryan’s is “Semi-Charmed Life” by Third Eye Blind. I would also say that “It’s Gonna be a Good Night” by Black Eyed Peas could work for me too.
The “power song” is...
Things I Love: The Letters W and X
W
Water, Winter, Waterfalls, Wood fires, Windy summer evenings, the Windy City, Winks, Where’s Waldo?, Waking up to the smell of bacon, Waking up naturally at an early hour, Wheat bread, Wine, Wine tastings, Walking everywhere.
X
Xylophones because that is the only X word I ever can think of when asked.
Happy Christmas Eve!!
Sketchy Santas →
Happy Christmas!
Happy Holidays!
jakeandamir:
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Some Amazing Art Using Mirrors →
Four years ago, when I was 18, I noticed that at...
Made my day reading this.
“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein
“We hate so fast and we love too slow”
Things I Love: The Letter V
V
Vagina Monologues, a Vagabond lifestyle, Vera Wang, Vintage, Vanity mirrors, Vintage ads blog, Vintagraph blog, Vests inspired by the 60’s and 70’s, Victoria’s Secret, Vacations, Vanilla, Violins, Veils, Variety in everything, Velveeta macaroni and cheese, Victorian styles, a Village lifestyle, Vietnames food, Violets, a View, The Visitor, Vargas pin ups, Verbosity.
Taking a...
“The french word for “catastrophe” is feminine. i think this is no coincidence.”
– - Jaime G. (via yamtich)
I am a female, but I might have to agree with this. I’m a whirlwind of catastrophe and chaos, but I’m ok with that.
WatchI laughed HARD at this. Sk8brdrs for life. When I was 8, I wanted to be a tomboy skateboarder, so my mom bought me a skateboard with sweet ass dinosaurs all over it. However, I lacked balance and coordination, so it wasted away in my garage.
jeffrubinjeffrubin:
Despite the title, Sk8boardin’ 2K6 was actually made in 2004 before I worked at CollegeHumor and before YouTube. The intended audience...
23 Before 24 List
In response to vainbuthonest’s tumblr post about her 26 before 27, I made my own list. However, I turn 24 in a matter of 5 months (May 30), so the title is not really indicative of things to do before 24. More like, things I want to do before my 24th year is up! Something like that. Here’s the list:
-archaeology internship Yay! I can already cross this off my list!
-settle in the...
Top 10 Cryptozoology stories of 2009 →
Everything from a Siberian Snowman expedition to a Yeti stalking a bikini-clad student. It’s that time of year for all the top 10 lists to come out, and I hope to put up the weirdest ones on here, so enjoy!
“Is all that we see or seem just a dream within a dream?”
– Edgar Allen Poe
I got the American Museum of Natural History...
25 Useless Products →
I am a personal fan of the hamburger holder. I feel that, in this day and age, there is no need for me to have to hold my hambuger anymore. I mean, really.
